Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...