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Pinocchio Kidnapped!
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Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
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Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Curly Toes
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