Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Irish author Brendan Behan
|This is a true story of the late Irish author Brendan Behan who one...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...