Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...