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Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
The definition of sex
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God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....