Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic