Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....