Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...