Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...