Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...