What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
I have a question
|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the...