Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Change In Fashion
This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co-...