Halloween Funnies!
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Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.