The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
25 Rules for Women
25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...