Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church…
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...