Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...