How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...