Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...