What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...