Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...