Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
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Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...