Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
An IRS scam
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...