What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...