Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Even more Bumper Stickers!
Heart Attacks…God’s Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....