Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...