Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist…
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...