glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first....
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...