Here’s your fee schedule
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A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
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One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...