Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
The Old-Age Test!
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished,...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.