How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
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Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
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You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...