Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...