yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Brand new drugs on the market!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs...
Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!