Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Terrorism: Doing our part…
Rarely do we receive a chain letter I feel compelled to pass on, but...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...