Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...