What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...