What do elephants use for tampoons?
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Guns in a garden
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10 reasons to buy a new car…
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1,000 lawyers…
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Following some duty overseas, the officers…
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What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
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Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
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How do you play Iraqi bingo?
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