Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...