Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...