Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...