Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...