Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...