What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...