Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
A fine sermon
A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...