Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Work Environment
Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee)...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...