Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...