Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
WHAT IS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Age WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Why Women Make Less
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute… The feminist was arguing over...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!