Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...