To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...