Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Chain Letter
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.