The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...