A drunk Irisihman falls
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Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
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Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country…
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...